Why? Because he's Shatner, that's why.
Be afraid, especially if you're wearing a red shirt.
Starting next week, we'll be debuting occasional content from our brand new beat, The William Shatner Desk. Why, you may ask? Well, if you have to ask, just watch this, and it will all become clear:
How could we not embark on this worthy endeavor? Wouldn't you if you could?
So, there's that